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- If you aren't happy with what you get, we change it, give you something else or refund your money. We are always reasonable.
- Until you have paid for it, it's mine.
- If you pay in advance, I'm very happy.
- If you pay for it when you receive it, that's fine.
- If you pay for it within 30 days of it I'm still reasonably happy.
- If it takes longer than 30 days for you to pay, I'm very unhappy. Did you really want it? I could become unreasonable.
- If subsequent to five, I come to collect it and if you have drunk it, I go away very, very unhappy. Very soon the boys come round to collect it and you'll wish you had never drunk it.
Lesson
Don't order what you aren't going to pay for.
These terms and conditions do not affect you statutory rights under the consumer
protection acts.
Company registration number 1189689
Registered Office address:
The Corner House
School Road
Windlesham
Surrey
GU20 6PD
Country of registration: England and Wales
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